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  1. tiramizuzan

    tiramizuzan Porn Star

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    CRITICAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I can tip finger but I’ll not allowed to tell anyone how.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 1, 2024
      #link
    2. tiramizuzan
      that’s an elusive skill

      you are the enigma of xnxx, kettle
       
      tiramizuzan, Sep 1, 2024
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  2. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    I’m wondering why women would want to buy a deodorant for vaginal odor? It’s something I’ve been seeing advertised on television lately. They never had feminine hygiene products like this before. That I ever seen before.

    My wife brought it up yesterday while we were walking along the beach. She asked me if I thought she should use a deodorant for vaginal odor. I told her to ask the seagulls that have been following us


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    1. tiramizuzan
      jeez… brutal
       
      tiramizuzan, Sep 1, 2024
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    2. tiramizuzan
      :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
       
      tiramizuzan, Sep 1, 2024
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    3. LaviniaCD
      Welcome to bed down at mine Jack if you're stuck.....
       
      LaviniaCD, Sep 1, 2024
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  3. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    1. DiabloGolfer
      That may be my spirit animal right there. Red-eyed, "I'll dine on your flesh" motherfucker. I mean, why not?
       
      DiabloGolfer, Sep 7, 2024
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  4. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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    I really need to trim my toenails. I’m just happy I can do it myself.
     
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  5. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!

    I’m pedaling my bike.

    Carry on.:D
     
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    1. mstrman
      So, your announcement is you're peddling your ass.
       
      mstrman, Sep 4, 2024
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    2. submissively speaking
      G o go go go go go go
       
      submissively speaking, Sep 4, 2024
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    3. paulavettbrothers
      Stationary or a real bike? I’m not judging just asking.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Sep 5, 2024
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    4. StrawberryCupcake
      Stationary.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 5, 2024
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  6. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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    Kansas City 4 Cleveland 1. Come on Tribe!
     
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  7. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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    I’m feeding my raccoon friend. He likes me more than most people. IMG_6340.jpeg
     
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    1. Massacre-
      I would like to pet your trash panda please.
       
      Massacre-, Sep 8, 2024
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    2. paulavettbrothers
      Come on over. He’s pretty friendly/inquisitive. He takes peanuts from my hand. A couple nights ago, he put his teeth on my finger. Not aggressively more curiosity? Like a dog or a cat would do.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Sep 8, 2024
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  8. mstrman

    mstrman Porn Star

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    I received information this morning that my lung surgery is scheduled for Tuesday the 17th. I believe this is a positive development.
     
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    2. shootersa
      Good luck!
      Do what the nurses tell you.
       
      shootersa, Sep 5, 2024
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    3. mstrman
      What if they try to sexually assault me? You know, because I'm so pretty in all.
       
      mstrman, Sep 5, 2024
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    4. shootersa
      Just go with it.
      It's for your own good you know.
      Whatever happens, you do not want the needle.

      [​IMG]
       
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    5. mstrman
      :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
       
      mstrman, Sep 5, 2024
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    6. paulavettbrothers
      Good vibes your way!
       
      paulavettbrothers, Sep 7, 2024
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  9. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    I’ve got to get my lazy ass moving! I have so much to Do Do Do Do! Humming along now lol
     
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  10. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    IMPORTANT UPDATE:

    I just took a bath. Now I’m talking to my sister and waiting for my husband to get home.
     
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    1. paulavettbrothers
      Thank God! I was worried about you!
       
      paulavettbrothers, Sep 7, 2024
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  11. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Went fishing today and enjoyed sharing pictures of my catch with my friend. I also looked awesome holding my rod:)
     
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  12. DiabloGolfer

    DiabloGolfer Porn Star

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    Listening to 1980's INXS. Were they really ahead of their time? Food for thought.
     
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  13. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Cup Meme.jpg
     
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    1. paulavettbrothers
      I hated wearing those damn things but it certainly saved me more than a few times.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Sep 7, 2024
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    2. phxbi_bear80
      Oh god yes so did I...I didn't quite fit in most of them if you know what I mean :p
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 7, 2024
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    3. paulavettbrothers
      :dickhead: I know what you mean, I didn’t have that problem. That issue never occurred to me! Do they make larger sizes?
       
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    4. phxbi_bear80
      They do, but pre internet age they weren't easy to find even in Phoenix.
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 7, 2024
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    5. shootersa
      Shooter was always forced to use a 5 gallon bucket for his.
      The damn things always had such rough edges ..............
       
      shootersa, Sep 7, 2024
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  14. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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    Go Buckeyes!
     
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    1. phxbi_bear80
      I never got to play against Ohio State when I was in college, but I did have to play Michigan lol...your best buddies right LOL
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 7, 2024
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    2. paulavettbrothers
      Who did you play for? Here in Ohio we refer to them as Xichigan. Lol. During game week we aren’t supposed to use any Ms when writing. Lol. The m is to be replaced with an x.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Sep 7, 2024
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    3. phxbi_bear80
      I played for the University of Oregon.
      Oh, that's good to know thanks
       
      phxbi_bear80, Sep 7, 2024
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    4. paulavettbrothers
      That’s cool! Big boy football for sure. I find it insane that Oregon, Washington, USC and UCLA are in the big 10.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Sep 7, 2024
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    5. phxbi_bear80
      Yeah that shit went crazy real quick huh? Figured it would
       
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  15. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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    I’m a bit of a traditionalist but I’m not losing sleep over it.
     
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  16. tiramizuzan

    tiramizuzan Porn Star

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    watching paint dry really does not stimulate the mind
     
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  17. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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    Blackberries shouldn’t be on a burger?
     
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    1. Massacre-
      Who would ever do that to begin with? My whole face wrinkled up at the idea and I can't make it stop
       
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    2. paulavettbrothers
      A local joint is selling it. I love blackberries. But on a burger? Maybe in a blackberry habanero spread?
       
      paulavettbrothers, Sep 8, 2024
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    3. tiramizuzan
      lot’s of wrong, right there…
       
      tiramizuzan, Sep 8, 2024
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  18. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    It’s TOO FUCKING COLD! It was 48 degrees (yes… Fahrenheit!) when I woke up. It’s going up into the 70s, but once I get that cold under my skin, it’s hard to recover. So far, I’ve had coffee, tea, AND cocoa, and it will be soup for lunch! BBRRRRRR!
     
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    1. SoutheastUSofA
      I hear ya. I'm freezing too. It's a brutal 74 degrees right now. Oh, wait.....never mind....I'm not cold at all.
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Sep 9, 2024
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    2. aesopstails
      Ya bitch! I just changed my mind… I will gladly kick your ass!
       
      aesopstails, Sep 9, 2024
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    3. SoutheastUSofA
      Hahaha!!!! Best answer ever!!
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Sep 9, 2024
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    4. Massacre-
      Can I have your weather please? It's going to be nasty hot for another 2 months at least..
       
      Massacre-, Sep 11, 2024
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  19. kinkygecko

    kinkygecko Sex Machine

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    If a cyclops has an eyebrow, is that considered a unibrow or just a regular eyebrow? do you have to have two eyes to have a unibrow? is this eyebrow discrimination?
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Yes?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Sep 11, 2024
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    2. tiramizuzan
      riveting shit, kettle

      truely riveting…..
       
      tiramizuzan, Sep 11, 2024
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  20. tiramizuzan

    tiramizuzan Porn Star

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    me: 1

    fried rice: 0

    i arrived, i ate, i fucking conquered

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