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  1. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Why is it not called a suckjob?
     
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      Because there are enough jobs that suck already.
       
      fantasyAddict669, May 30, 2021
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    Jh2 Porn Star

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    I want to catch lake Murray crayfish crawdads what ever they're the size of lobsters
     
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Why does crawfish end in fish, no other shellfish does :confused:
     
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      Don't know good question
       
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      Shellfish does.
       
      Rixer, May 31, 2021
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    And why shellfish?, maybe originally it was shelled fish and people slanged it and dropped the ed
     
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    I wish I had more people to cook for. Most of my friends are too busy, far away, or lack taste buds.
     
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    Did you know you can only consciously put yourself to sleep, but it's your subconscious that tells you to wakeup
     
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    There's this medicine commercial for 'Linzess' - the spokeslady's voice over says "Linzess should not be given to children under 6, and should not be given to children ages 6 to under 18."

    Why not just say not to give it to anyone under 18?
     
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      Cause they don't like accidentally killing children
       
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    I have a swearing problem.
    I even cuss when I text.
     
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      Oh hell, do I need to wash your fingers with soap, young man?!
       
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    Have no munchies, dont even get up to look
     
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    I wrote a while back about Applebee's using AC/DC's Back in Black, and now they're using the Cheers theme song and John Sebastian's 'Welcome Back' to promote their mediocre food. Those royalty licenses cost a good amount of money. Why not use those resources to make the food better?

    Sorry (not sorry), but Applebee's food is only reasonably palatable at best - your local 'Mom 'n Pop diner would be better.
     
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    But I'm hungry!
     
  12. tenguy

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    What’s more fun than opening an old thread that you’ve ignored, and reading the posts on it.

    Just opened “Taboo talk”, are people really that desperate and gullible?
     
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      Yes.
       
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    People talk about Bogart over acting any of these people ever hear of Charlton Heston
     
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      Soylent Green is peopleeeeeee!!!!!!
       
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      Hahahaha good movie but hearing him say the lord...thy god always cracks me up
       
      Jh2, May 31, 2021
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      Or Al Pacino.
       
      Rixer, May 31, 2021
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      Kurt Russell
       
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    When you hear a commercial for some drug and they tell you not to take it if you have alergic reactions to it. How the fuck are you supposed to know that until you take it?
    Good grief.
     
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      Haha! That's exactly what I always think when I hear those.
       
      deegenerate, May 31, 2021
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      I think they've stopped animal testing in most places so we've become the animals
       
      Jh2, May 31, 2021
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      Uh oh, I have the same thoughts as Rixer.
       
      conroe4, Jun 1, 2021
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      Well you're supposed to read the ingredients for that. It was the thing that shut up the companies complaints about listing drugs make up. Okay keep it secret but when someone has a bad reaction they get to put you out of business & your competitors get to make it.
      There was a pain killer back in the 70s/80s that was non addictive, powerful and effective. It worked on my wife's migraines but was pulled due to about .002% - .02% of the population died taking it. It was called something like zantax.
       
      Ed Itor, Jun 1, 2021
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      They just rattle the list as if it's no big deal if you get anal leakage or die!!
       
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    Yesterday’s Indy race had to be the most boring of all time. It was like they were all social distancing. What ever happened to 3 or 4 wide going int the corner. Most of the race they just followed each other about 40 feet apart. And so many ads!
     
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      The NASCAR cup race was pretty good, I only watched the third segment, but it was pretty much caution free. While Larson was never seriously challenged, the racing behind him was damned good.
      Hendricks still has the formula, his four cars finished 1, 2, 4 & 5
       
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      Fewer*
       
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      Nikola gives not one shit about grammer!
       
      tenguy, Jun 1, 2021
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      grammar*
       
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      :)
       
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      Poe’s law in motion.
       
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    I immediately give a low mark to movies that start out with an action sequence and then stop - with a card that says 'Three (or six... or whatever - months or minutes) Earlier" are just lazy screenwriting - although I admit some still work if the movies turns out to be good. It's just typically a lazy 'hack' way of launching yourself into a story without taking the time to build the story from the ground up - introduce your characters on the fly doing something else, and then introduce the plot at hand.

    But that's just me - I have short patience with that convention.
     
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      It certainly sounds like you know what you are talking about.
       
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    I love the comic to movie trend being so big now. You gotta suspend disbelief to enjoy any science fiction. However, at one point I draw the line. Always wearing masks, but never have to repeat themselves? Bullshit. lol
     
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    Happy Birthday Marilyn Monroe
    6/1/26
     
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