what the cave woman who invented the blowjob swallowed or spit and if she could deep throat? i wonder if she would be dtf if she were around today? spun thoughts.....

 

I would think that the "blowjob" is a fairly recent addition to sexual pleasure in the history of homo sapiens. Back then homo sapiens were working with a simple procreate drive and could barely think . Hell, they were barely using tools.

 

nah dude those cave bitches were whores seen it in a movie once that bitch had the sluttiest little fur skirt and top i have ever seen she def. was dtf in the movie. You must be really niave to think cave people werent into kinky shit i mean come on look at all the bones lying around their cave she obviously picked one up and got one off while her caveman was off hunting teridactyles.

 

You totally lost any merit to your argument by saying you saw it in a movie. I'm done here..

 

merit...haha cave chicks rock

 

You’re single, aren’t you?

 

Since oral sex is common among primates (as is anal sex and masturbation - bonobos, for example, spend half their lives having sex in a surprising variety of ways), it's safe to assume that oral sex is nothing new.

Humans have been having sex for their entire existence. Nothing is new.

 

If there was ever a post that screams the OP is stoned out of their fucking mind, this one is it.

 

Primitive woman was not some bikini model in a bit of fluff
She was dumb, walked with a lungeous gait and had similar brain power to a alsation
Not the hotness you was expecting

 

There's proof that Egyptian women gave bj's centuries ago.

 

huh

 

Things that make you go hmmmmm...

 

This thread is awesome lol.

I think humans have been doing what feels good since the beginning of time. And I’m sure back when we first started walking uptight, some guy thought a mouth looked like a good place to put his dick…and voila! Millennia later, it’s one of my fav things to do

 

Speaking of cave dwellers. They reason cave men dragged their women by their hair, is because if you dragged them by their feet, they would fill up with dirt.

 

How do you know it was a cave woman? Could have been a cave man

 

And in the distance, a tall black slab watches silently from a hilltop, thinking "Oh yeah... That's right, baby... Suck it... You get you some of that caveman dick..."

 

Check for bears and wolves before entering a cave

 

I have wondered something similar. Archeologists have discovered drawings, etchings, paintings, sculptures, and other artwork from the times of the ancient Romans, ancient Greeks, and ancient Indians of we humans engaging in sexual activity. These date to 2,000 and 3,00 years ago. Some examples have been posted in this very forum.

I wonder if prehistoric humans - cavemen - drew humans having sex in the same way they drew various animals. I can't see why they didn't or wouldn't. Perhaps they did and no such drawings have been discovered yet. Or perhaps they did, such drawings have been discovered, but they are being suppressed by whatever powers that be who decide on such archeological matters.

Small sculptures of nude women - I understand they are referred to as 'Venus figurines' - have been discovered and dated to over 12,000 years ago. What happened to the sculptures and drawings of naked men, of the male phallus, of men and women mating, of male and female animals mating? I am curious of the sexual positions and sexual acts we humans engaged in 10,000, 15,000, or 20,000 years ago. We have had a taste of how we did it 3,000, 4000, and 5,000 years ago. I'm hungry for more.